Friday Night Beauties and Beasts #4

   With your typical low budget turds, if they throw in a guy with a rental gorilla suit, they tend to look a lot worse then the ape depicted in the poster art. So not the case here. Most interesting fact about this sleepy sleazefest? Directed by a dude named Zoltan. "Zoltan". Say it out loud and tell me that wouldn't make for a great 30's serial villain. I would think a creepy evil sounding weirdo named Zoltan could pull off some soft 60's porn with hot chicks and lusty apes. But then again his choices in promotional material has me riddled with doubt.

Friday Night Beauties and Beasts #1

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Sex sells. Always has, always will. In this weekly post I will share one of the many saucy gorilla and gal pics I have collected over the last decade of simian obsession. Don't get me wrong - a lady should be treated with respect and tenderness - but your average savage monkey boy has trouble restraining his urge to scooping up a lovely lass and taking her back to his primeval pad.

First up in our series, HGM favourite, the dapper chap in the frisky fur, Emil Van Horn with one of his ladies of the stage, Yvonne.

Beast my Valentine!

                                         Happy Valentines to all lovers of gorilla movies!



     To help celebrate, here are a random batch of photos of girls, and the gorillas that love them.